Everything is perfect when you're a liar / Kelly Oxford. --
Record details
- ISBN: 1443408204
- ISBN: 9781443408202
- Physical Description: xii, 317 p.
- Edition: 1st Canadian ed. --
- Publisher: Toronto : HarperCollins, c2013.
Content descriptions
| General Note: | "Collins". |
| Immediate Source of Acquisition Note: | LSC 24.99 |
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- 1 of 1 copy available at Tsuga Consortium.
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| Location | Call Number / Copy Notes | Barcode | Shelving Location | Status | Due Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Stroud Branch | 819.8602 Oxfor | 31681002651289 | NONFIC | Available | - |
- HARPERCOLL
Kelly Oxford is â¦
A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds
Not the queen of the world
An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher
The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush
A born salesmanCapable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20
That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time
Totally an expert on strep throat
Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend
A writer
A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes
âNot fat enough to be super snuggly.â Bea, age 4
Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket
âBitingly funny. But everybody knows that.â Roger Ebert
Sad that David Copperfield doesnât own a falcon
A terrible liar