Includes index.

Introduction -- The best advice I ever received -- No one else is watching -- Pajama Friday and how I grew in motherhood -- Your friends don't have to parent just like you -- It's never too late to make a change -- Your baby became a taby -- Taby activities -- Why does my kid lick everything?! -- Welcome to the toddler show -- Being two is fine -- What can we do about tantrums? -- Code words all kids need to know -- Pro tip: saying yes is a good idea -- My toddler didn't lecture me -- Toddler activities -- My favorite parenting trick is the sensory bin -- Sensory bin activities -- Make survival mode your BFF -- Sittervising -- Sick day activities -- The wonderful world of siblings -- How to use kid fights for good -- Friendship activities -- The 411 on getting out of the house -- Go big or go home: it's Adventure Day! -- Ask for a proof of mom photo -- Activities for outings -- Stop worrying about your toddler and academics -- The one weird trick you've got to try! -- What is kindergarten readiness? -- Learning activities -- Epilogue -- Glossary of skills and terms -- Quick tips, tricks, and Susie-sayings -- The supply list.