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Frank Einstein and the space-time zipper / by Scieszka, Jon.; Biggs, Brian.;
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Subjects: Science fiction.; Humorous fiction.; Einstein, Frank (Fictitious character); Inventors; Robots; Space and time;
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Frank Einstein and the brainturbo / by Scieszka, Jon.; Biggs, Brian.;
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Subjects: Science fiction.; Humorous fiction.; Einstein, Frank (Fictitious character); Gifted children; Robots; Inventors; Human body;
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Math curse / by Scieszka, Jon; Smith, Lane;
When the teacher tells her class that they can think of almost everything as a math problem, one student aquires a math anxiety which becomes a real curse.
Subjects: Math anxiety; Mathematics; Schools;
© c1995, Viking Press,
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Truckery rhymes / by Scieszka, Jon.; Gordon, David,1965 Jan. 22-; Long, Loren.; Shannon, David,1959-; Design Garage.;
Subjects: Children's poetry, American.; Nursery rhymes, American.; Trucks;
© c2009., Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers,
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Frank Einstein and the evoblaster belt / by Scieszka, Jon.; Biggs, Brian.;
Boy genius Frank Einstein finds himself in competition with his classmate and archrival T. Edison and his sign-language-speaking sidekick, Mr. Chimp, over Frank's newest invention: the EvoBlaster Belt.LSC
Subjects: Science fiction.; Humorous fiction.; Einstein, Frank (Fictitious character); Inventors; Robots;
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The Stinky Cheese Man & other fairly stupid tales / by Scieszka, Jon.; Smith, Lane.;
Madcap revisions of familiar fairy tales."Ages: All"--P. [2] of cover.LSC
Subjects: Fairy tales; Children's stories, American.; Fairy tales; Humorous stories.;
© 1992., Viking Penguin,
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AstroNuts : mission two : the Water Planet / by Scieszka, Jon.; Weinberg, Steven,1984-;
On their second mission to find another habitable planet, the four mutant animals, LaserShark, AstroWolf, SmartHawk, and StinkBug, splash land on the Water Planet, run by some suspiciously friendly clams, who are very eager to swap planets--and if the AstroNuts can stop arguing among themselves they may find out why before it is too late.LSC
Subjects: Science fiction.; Adventure fiction.; Humorous fiction.; Life on other planets; Extrasolar planets; Astronauts; Genetic engineering; Pollution;
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AstroNuts : mission one : the Plant Planet / by Scieszka, Jon.; Weinberg, Steven,1984-;
Carbon dioxide is out of control on Earth, and the fate of humankind rests in the paws of four experimental, untested Animal Astronauts (AlphaWolf, SmartHawk, LaserShark, and StinkBug) who are seeking another habitable planet; first destination is the Plant Planet which at first looks perfect, except that the abundant plant life can think for itself--and it thinks that it really does not like the AstroNuts.LSC
Subjects: Science fiction.; Adventure fiction.; Humorous fiction.; Astronauts; Animals; Life on other planets; Extrasolar planets; Genetic engineering;
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AstroNuts : mission three: The perfect planet / by Scieszka, Jon.; Weinberg, Steven,1984-;
So far the AstroNuts have failed to find a suitable planet, but NNASA has come up with a new plan: send the the four animal astronauts back through time on Earth where they are to contact early homo sapiens and somehow set them on a path to a sustainable future--trouble is, humans seem inferior to many of the other species (especially the wolves), so the AstroNuts come up with a Survival of the Fittest Olympics, hoping that with a little help the humans will prevail.LSC
Subjects: Science fiction.; Humorous fiction.; Astronauts; Genetic engineering; Time travel; Environmental quality;
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The Stinky Cheese Man and other fairly stupid tales / by Scieszka, Jon,author.; Smith, Lane,illustrator.; Ferrerir, Mike,narrator.; Container of (expression):Scieszka, Jon.The Stinky Cheese Man and other fairly stupid tales.Spoken word (Ferrerir);
Read by Mike Ferrerir."A long time ago, people used to tell magical stories of wonder and enchantment. Those stories were called Fairy Tales. Those stories are not in this book. The stories in this book are Fairly Stupid Tales. In this fourth wall-breaking picture book, young readers will delight in the strange twists on familiar tales. From "The Stinky Cheese Man" to "Cinderummpelstiltskin" these unique, hilarious retellings poke fun at classic stories and characters. The wonderfully offbeat and bizarre illustrations, as well as innovative play with typography and book design, make for a one-of-kind masterpiece from two powerhouse children's book creators. Story List: -- Chicken Licken -- The Princess and the Bowling Ball -- The Really Ugly Duckling -- The Other Frog Prince -- Little Red Running Shorts -- Jack's Bean Problem (including Giant Story / Jack's Story) -- Cinderummpelstiltskin (Or The Girl Who Really Blew It) -- The Tortoise and the Hair -- The Stinky Cheese Man".Ages 4-9.K-4.
Subjects: Picture books.; Fairy tales.; Humor.; Children's audiobooks.; Fairy tales; VOX books.;
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