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Rude bitches make me tired : slightly profane and entirely logical answers to modern etiquette dilemmas / by Rivenbark, Celia.;
"The funniest, New York Times bestselling southern humorist delivers a book of etiquette for the modern age. Celia Rivenbark's seventh book, Rude Bitches Make Me Tired, is an always sensible and mildly profane etiquette manual for real-life manners quandaries ranging from how to deal with braggy playground moms to wondering if you can have sex in your aunt's bed on vacation to correctly grieving the dearly departed (hint: It doesn't include tattoos or truck decals). In this book, Celia Rivenbark: Navigates the agonies of check splitting ("who had the gorgonzola crumbles and should we really care?"). Explores the baffling aspects of airline travel ("Recline Monster" and other animals) Discusses the art of the visit (always leave them wanting more. much more). Expounds upon gym and locker etiquette ("no one wants to talk to you while you're buck naked") Examines the conundrums of office manners (Loud talkers, cake hawkers, and Britney Sue's unfortunate cyst). And much more! Good manners have never been more fun!"--
Subjects: Etiquette;
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Atlas obscura. an explorer's guide to the world's living wonders / by Giaimo, Cara,author.; Foer, Joshua,author.; Fritts, Rachel,author.;
"From the bestselling authors of Atlas Obscura and Gastro Obscura, comes Wild Life, an over-the-top, dazzling collection of the world's most fascinating, most unusual, and least-understood natural wonders. It's more than a field guide -- it's an adventure. From the curious minds of Atlas Obscura, authors of #1 New York Times bestselling Atlas Obscura and Gastro Obscura, comes an unputdownable tour through the world's most extraordinary natural wonders and curiosities. Learn how dung beetles navigate by the stars and trees communicate through their roots. Meet one of the strongest animals in the world: the puny peacock mantis shrimp. Visit a 44,000 year old shrub, float along flying rivers, and explore a garbage dump teeming with endangered storks. There are first-person interviews: hear from a honey hunter and his avian partners, a scientist working to understand the hidden language of prairie dogs, an offshore radio DJ who is at the heart of the local fishing community. Examine old examples of bird song notation written on sheet music. Featuring over 500 extraordinary plants, animals, and natural phenomena with illustrations and photos on every page, first-person interviews, and engaging infographics, the book takes readers around the globe, with stops in every continent -- from Arctic deserts to lush jungles, to the deepest fathoms of the ocean, and into the heart of our densest cities. In a time where the world that feels more knowable than ever, where can access anything with the click of a mouse or a swipe of a finger, and where nature documentaries are a dime a dozen, Wild Life finds a way to reinvigorate our send of wonder about the natural world"--
Subjects: Curiosities and wonders.; Life (Biology); Voyages and travels.;
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Mr. Texas / by Wright, Lawrence,1947-author.;
"Sonny Lamb is an affable, if floundering, rancher with the unfortunate habit of becoming a punchline in his Texas hometown. Most recently, he bought his own bull at auction, saving it from being sold to a slaughterhouse. But when a fire breaks out at a neighbor's farm, Sonny makes headlines in another way: Not waiting for help, he bolts to the farm and heroically saves the family's daughter and her horse, riding the animal out of their burning barn. Within days of the event, he attracts the notice of a mysterious man named L.D. who arrives at his door and asks if he'd like to run as a Republican for his district's representative seat. Though Sonny has zero experience and doesn't consider himself political in the least, he decides to throw his hat in the ring ... and he wins. As Sonny navigates life in politics, from running a campaign to negotiating in the capitol, he must learn the ropes, weighing his own ethics and environmental concerns against the pressures of veteran politicians, savvy lobbyists, and his own party. In tracing Sonnys attempt to balance his marriage and morality with an increasingly volatile professional life, Lawrence Wright has crafted a hilarious, immensely clever rollercoaster ride about one man's pursuit of goodness in the Lonestar State"--
Subjects: Domestic fiction.; Political fiction.; Novels.; Politicians; Ranchers;
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The boy who cried bear / by Armstrong, Kelley,author.;
"In The Boy Who Cried Bear, New York Times bestselling author Kelley Armstrong keeps readers on the edge of their seats while detective Casey Duncan tries to locate the threat before it's too late ... Haven's Rock is a well-hidden town surrounded by forest. And it's supposed to be, being that it's a refuge for those who need to disappear. Detective Casey Duncan and her husband, Sheriff Eric Dalton already feel at home in their new town, which reminds them of where they first met in Rockton. And while they know how to navigate the woods and its various dangers, other residents don't. Which is why people aren't allowed to wander off alone. When Max, the town's youngest resident-taught to track animals by Eric-fears a bear is stalking a hiking party, alarms are raised. Even stranger, the ten-year-old swears the bear had human eyes. Casey and Eric know the dangers a bear can present, so they're taking it seriously. But odd occurrences are happening all around them, and when a dead body turns up, they're not sure what they're up against"--
Subjects: Thrillers (Fiction); Novels.; Duncan, Casey (Fictitious character); Bears; Forests and forestry; Murder; Sheriffs; Women detectives;
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The last kids on Earth. [videorecording] / by Demers, Charles,1980-voice actor.; Hamill, Mark,voice actor.; Hernandez, Montse,2000-voice actor.; Whitt, Garland,voice actor.; Wolfhard, Nick,voice actor.; NCircle Entertainment,distributor.;
Nick Wolfhard, Charles Demers, Garland Whitt, Montse Hernandez, Mark Hamill.Thirteen-year-old Jack Sullivan continues to navigate the monster apocalypse alongside his genius best friend, Quint; reformed middle school bully, Dirk; lone wolf survivor, June Del Toro; and Jack's loyal pet monster, Rover. Jack, June, Quint, and Dirk create a new community with the monsters of Joe's Pizza the best home Jack has ever known. But when the kids discover a radio transmitter broadcasting a signal from other survivors, Jack fears that his friends will soon contact their parents and leave him behind. To make matters worse, a wounded wretch is possessed by Rezzoch, the destructor of worlds, and it attempts to infiltrate Jack's mind, enlisting him to help Rezzoch fully cross over into our world. Just before the final broadcast, Jack's friends must abandon the radio to enter a nightmare dreamscape in Jack's mind where they must work together to save him before time runs out.G.DVD ; wide screen presentation ; Dolby Digital 5.1.
Subjects: Action and adventure television programs.; Animated television programs.; Children's television programs.; Best friends; Monsters; Teenagers;
For private home use only.
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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The art of racing in the rain [videorecording] / by Costner, Kevin,voice actor.; Donovan, Martin,1957-actor.; Armstrong, Ryan Kiera,actor.; Baker, Kathy,1950-actor.; Cole, Gary,1956-actor.; Curtis, Simon,1960-film director.; Ventimiglia, Milo,1977-actor.; Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment, Inc.,publisher.;
Milo Ventimiglia, Gary Cole, Kathy Baker, Ryan Kiera Armstrong, Martin Donovan, Kevin Costner.A heartfelt tale narrated by a witty and philosophical dog named Enzo. Through his bond with his owner Denny, an aspiring Formula One racecar driver, Enzo has gained tremendous insight into the human condition and understands that the techniques needed on the racetrack can also be used to successfully navigate the journey of life. The film follows Denny and the loves of his life, his wife, Eve, their daughter Zoe, and his best friend, Enzo.Canadian Home Video Rating: PG.Ontario Film Rating: PG.MPAA rating: PG; for thematic material.DVD ; widescreen presentation ; Dolby Digital 5.1 DVS.
Subjects: Comedy films.; Feature films.; Romantic comedy films.; Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Video recordings for people with visual disabilities.; Automobile racing drivers; Dogs; Human-animal relationships; Man-woman relationships;
For private home use only.
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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The art of racing in the rain [videorecording] / by Costner, Kevin,voice actor.; Donovan, Martin,1957-actor.; Armstrong, Ryan Kiera,actor.; Baker, Kathy,1950-actor.; Cole, Gary,1956-actor.; Curtis, Simon,1960-film director.; Ventimiglia, Milo,1977-actor.; Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment, Inc.,publisher.;
Milo Ventimiglia, Gary Cole, Kathy Baker, Ryan Kiera Armstrong, Martin Donovan, Kevin Costner.A heartfelt tale narrated by a witty and philosophical dog named Enzo. Through his bond with his owner Denny, an aspiring Formula One racecar driver, Enzo has gained tremendous insight into the human condition and understands that the techniques needed on the racetrack can also be used to successfully navigate the journey of life. The film follows Denny and the loves of his life, his wife, Eve, their daughter Zoe, and his best friend, Enzo.Canadian Home Video Rating: PG.MPAA rating: PG; for thematic material.Blu-ray disc (requires Blu-ray player for playback) ; anamorphic widescreen format (1.85:1 aspect ratio) ; DTS-HD Master Audio 7.1, 5.1 DVS, Dolby digital 5.1.
Subjects: Comedy films.; Feature films.; Romantic comedy films.; Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Video recordings for people with visual disabilities.; Automobile racing drivers; Dogs; Human-animal relationships; Man-woman relationships;
For private home use only.
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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Senlin ascends / by Bancroft, Josiah,author.;
"The first book in the stunning and strange debut fantasy series that's receiving major praise from some of fantasy's biggest authors such as Mark Lawrence and Django Wexler. The Tower of Babel is the greatest marvel in the world. Immense as a mountain, the ancient Tower holds unnumbered ringdoms, warring and peaceful, stacked one on the other like the layers of a cake. It is a world of geniuses and tyrants, of airships and steam engines, of unusual animals and mysterious machines. Soon after arriving for his honeymoon at the Tower, the mild-mannered headmaster of a small village school, Thomas Senlin, gets separated from his wife, Marya, in the overwhelming swarm of tourists, residents, and miscreants. Senlin is determined to find Marya, but to do so he'll have to navigate madhouses, ballrooms, and burlesque theaters. He must survive betrayal, assassins, and the long guns of a flying fortress. But if he hopes to find his wife, he will have to do more than just endure. This quiet man of letters must become a man of action."--
Subjects: Fantasy fiction.; Babel, Tower of; Missing persons;
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Top wing [videorecording] / by Pugiotto, Ethan,voice actor.; Doyle, Colin,voice actor.; Kalechstein, Lucas,voice actor.; Nickelodeon (Firm),production company.; Paramount Pictures Corporation,distributor.;
Ethan Pugiotto, Colin Doyle, Lucas Kalechstein.Calling All Cadets! It's time to earn your wings with Team Top Wing as they work together in these 7 training missions! Swoop in with Swift to save Baddy McBat, get big air with Rod to earn jump badges, find treasure with Penny to get your Map Reading Badge, and work on your navigating skills with Brody to lead geese to safety! Plus, save Shirley Squirrely from a high-flying disaster and rescue Timmy from a rapid river.G.DVD ; widescreen presentation ; Dolby Digital 5.1.
Subjects: Animated television programs.; Children's television programs.; Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Birds;
For private home use only.
Available copies: 0 / Total copies: 1
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Daddy [sound recording] : stories / by Cline, Emma,author.; Cline, Emma.Short stories.Selections[sound recording].; Random House Audio Publishing,publisher.;
Read by Natasha Soudek."An absentee father collects his son from boarding school after a shocking act of violence. A nanny to a celebrity family hides out in Laurel Canyon in the aftermath of a tabloid scandal. A young woman sells her underwear to strangers. A notorious guest arrives at a placid, not-quite rehab in the Southwest. In ten remarkable stories, Emma Cline portrays moments when the ordinary is disturbed, when daily life buckles, revealing the perversity and violence pulsing under the surface. She explores characters navigating the edge, the limits of themselves and those around them: power dynamics in families, in relationships, the distance between their true and false selves. They want connection, but what they provoke is often closer to self-sabotage. What are the costs of one's choices? Of the moments when we act, or fail to act? These complexities are at the heart of Daddy, Emma Cline's sharp-eyed illumination of the contrary impulses that animate our inner lives"--
Subjects: Audiobooks.; Short stories.;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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