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Everyone in this room will someday be dead : a novel / by Austin, Emily,author.;
This hilarious and profound debut for fans of Mostly Dead Things and Goodbye, Vitamin, follows a morbidly anxious young woman--"the kindhearted heroine we all need right now" (Courtney Maum, New York Times bestselling author)--who stumbles into a job as a receptionist at a Catholic church and becomes obsessed with her predecessor's mysterious death. Gilda, a twenty-something, atheist, animal-loving lesbian, cannot stop ruminating about death. Desperate for relief from her panicky mind and alienated from her repressive family, she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local Catholic church, and finds herself being greeted by Father Jeff, who assumes she's there for a job interview. Too embarrassed to correct him, Gilda is abruptly hired to replace the recently deceased receptionist Grace. In between trying to memorize the lines to Catholic mass, hiding the fact that she has a new girlfriend, and erecting a dirty dish tower in her crumbling apartment, Gilda strikes up an email correspondence with Grace's old friend. She can't bear to ignore the kindly old woman, who has been trying to reach her friend through the church inbox, but she also can't bring herself to break the bad news. Desperate, she begins impersonating Grace via email. But when the police discover suspicious circumstances surrounding Grace's death, Gilda may have to finally reveal the truth of her mortifying existence. A delightful blend of warmth, deadpan humor, and pitch-perfect observations about the human condition, Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead is a crackling exploration of what it takes to stay afloat in a world where your expiration-and the expiration of those you love-is the only certainty.
Subjects: Humorous fiction.; Black humor.; Lesbians; Receptionists; Death;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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Vibrant punch needle décor : adorn your home with colorful florals & geometric patterns / by Lowry, Melissa,author.;
"Melissa Lowry, author of Handmade Animal Dolls, shows readers how to embellish their home with the trending quick and easy art of punch needle embroidery. Readers can follow Melissa's gorgeous patterns and simple step-by-step instructions to create one-of-a-kind pieces. With just a punch needle-available at any craft store or online-yarn, and fabric readers can get started right away. Unlike traditional embroidery, knitting and crochet, there are no complicated stitches or special techniques. Slip the yarn into the needle and punch through the fabric to create a textured design. It's a relaxing, meditative craft, easy to do while chatting with friends or watching a favorite show. Inspired by Melissa's Mexican heritage, these patterns reflect the vibrant colors and geometric patterns of traditional textiles, with a modern touch. The book includes full-size templates, so readers can replicate Melissa's signature designs. Beginners can get that amazing handmade look in a just an hour or two, creating beautiful pillows, hoop art, napkins and placements from scratch. Readers who want to dive deeper into the craft can tackle large-scale rugs and wall-hangings along with more detailed designs. Contemporary, colorful, and truly unique, these projects make it easy to pick up a satisfying hobby and personalize your home"--
Subjects: Embroidery; Punched work.;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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Doggone bones / by Haines, Carolyn,author.;
"The next novel in the series that Kirkus Reviews characterizes as "Stephanie Plum meets the Ya-Ya Sisterhood" featuring sassy Southern private investigator Sarah Booth Delaney. After a dog belonging to local pet activist Tilly Lawson is snatched right out of her backyard in Sunflower County, MS, Sarah Booth and the Delaney Detective Agency are up to their ears in concerned pet owners. Could Tilly's work liberating abused animals have come back to bite her, or was this a random act of dognapping? Delaney Detective Agency has their work cut out for them, especially as a troublesome online pet detective agency tries nosing their way into the investigation. But as Sarah Booth and Tinkie start to sink their teeth into the mystery, they discover there's much more at play than they thought: neighborhood rivalries, questionable dog breeders, and an illegal dogfighting operation. As their digging churns up dangerous attention-and with their own beloved dogs, Sweetie Pie and Chablis, possibly next in line to be dognapped-Sarah Booth and Tinkie are in a race against time to track down the thieves and return the missing pets home"--
Subjects: Detective and mystery fiction.; Novels.; Delaney, Sarah Booth (Fictitious character); Dogs; Murder; Pets; Thieves; Women private investigators;
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It's potty time! [videorecording] / by PBS Distribution (Firm),distributor.;
Kids can tackle potty training with some of their favorite PBS Kids friends. Come along as Daniel Tiger's friend Prince Wednesday learns how important it is to stop and go potty right away, Peg and Cat show Big Mouth the six steps of going potty, and Buddy and Tiny discover that all creatures poop, even really big dinosaurs.G.DVD ; widescreen presentation ; stereo.
Subjects: Animated television programs.; Children's television programs.; Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Cats; Dinosaurs; Girls; Railroad trains; Tiger; Toilet training;
For private home use only.
Available copies: 0 / Total copies: 2
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The breadwinner : a graphic novel / by Tanaka, Shelley.; Doron, Anita.; Twomey, Nora.; Ellis, Deborah,1960-Breadwinner.;
"This beautiful graphic-novel adaptation of The Breadwinner animated film tells the story of eleven-year-old Parvana who must disguise herself as a boy to support her family during the Taliban's rule in Afghanistan. Deborah Ellis's beloved novel has been adapted for film by Aircraft Pictures, Cartoon Saloon and Melusine Productions in association with Angelina Jolie's production company, jolie pas productions."--Provided by publisher.LSC
Subjects: Graphic novels.; Taliban; Girls; Sex role; Women's rights; Women;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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Dragon on the Loose [electronic resource] : by Chan, Marty.aut; Chen, Grace.ill; cloudLibrary;
When eleven-year-old Hailey and her friend Kyle make a wish on a Chinese lion statue, they accidentally bring a dragon to life. Scared at first, the kids soon realize that Zhu the dragon means them no harm, and they show the dragon around their city. It's all fun and games until Animal Control gets wind of a wild creature on the loose. The kids have to find a way to send their new friend back home before she’s taken away. The epub edition of this title is fully accessible.Key Selling Points Two kids make a magical new friend when a wish on a Chinese lion statue comes true in this story about friendship, Chinese culture and, of course, dragons! The book introduces and helps to promote an understanding of Chinese culture and traditions, which is timely in light of the increase in anti-Asian racism occurring in North America right now. Marty Chan has a special connection to Edmonton's Chinatown, as it's where his parents lived when they first arrived in Edmonton. He has many memories of visiting the China Gate and rubbing the stone ball in the Chinese lion statue's mouth for good luck. Features several black-and-white illustrations throughout.Children/juvenile.
Subjects: Electronic books.; Fantasy & Magic; Dragons, Unicorns & Mythical; Friendship;
© 2024., Orca Book Publishers,
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Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. [videorecording] / by Anselmo, Tony,voice actor.; Iwan, Bret,voice actor.; Taylor, Russi,voice actor.; Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment (Firm),film distributor.;
Voices: Bret Iwan, Tony Anselmo, Russi Taylor.Put on your favorite Halloween costume and get set for a spooktacular full-length adventure! Visit the creaky castle of kindly "Count Mickula" and help your Clubhouse pals solve a puzzling riddle: Who, or what, is making a curious clanging, banging noise? With the right Monster Mouseketools and help from YOU, this mystery will soon be history!Canadian Home Video Rating: G.DVD; Dolby Digital 2.0 ; widescreen presentation.
Subjects: Animated television programs.; Children's television programs.; Friendship; Halloween; Mickey Mouse (Fictitious character); Minnie Mouse (Fictitious character); Monsters; Video recordings for children.;
For private home use only.
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 3
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Beyblade burst. [videorecording] / by Hill, Matt,voice actor.; Petriw, Adrian,1987-voice actor.; Pitre, Sabrina,voice actor.; Cinedigm (Firm),distributor.;
Sabrina Pitre, Matt Hill, Adrian Petriw.Valt Aoi, the runner-up at the Japanese National Tournament, travels to Spain after being scouted by the prestigious Spanish club, BC Sol. With the world as their stage, Valt and friends face daily challenges in their fight to make it to the World League. But before they can earn the right to a spot, they must first prove themselves in the European League. Will Valt be able to lead BC Sol to ultimate victory?G.DVD ; widescreen presentation ; Dolby Digital 5.1.
Subjects: Action and adventure television programs.; Children's television programs.; Animated television programs.; Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Tops; Friendship;
For private home use only.
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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Thomas & friends. [videorecording] / by Allcroft, Britt.; Awdry, W.Railway series.; Gullane Limited (Firm); HIT Entertainment.; Universal Studios Home Entertainment (Firm);
5 Holiday-themed episodes! Unwrap Christmas cheer with Thomas & Friends™. Percy delivers Santa's Christmas letters while Marion discovers a talking Christmas tree! Glynn the coffeepot engine gets restored for the holidays and races against Stephen. Annie & Clarabel learn that two wrongs don't make a right, while Donald & Douglas have double trouble. Have a holly, jolly Christmas with Thomas and his friends!Canadian Home Video Rating: G.DVD, widescreen (1.33:1) presentation ; Dolby digital 2.0 stereophonic.
Subjects: Animated television programs.; Children's television programs.; Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Awdry, W.; Friendship; Locomotives; Christmas; Railroad trains; Thomas, the Tank Engine (Fictitious character);
For private home use only.
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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Daniel Tiger's neighborhood. [videorecording] / by Public Broadcasting Service (U.S.),publisher.;
Daniel is so excited to learn that a new family is moving into the Neighborhood of Make-Believe! Watch as the Tiger Family and the entire Neighborhood welcomes the new arrivals and helps them adjust to their unfamiliar surroundings. Daniel even lends an extra hand to make Jodi Platypus, his new playmate, feel right at home.G.DVD, region 1, widescreen (16x9) presentation.
Subjects: Children's television programs.; Animated television programs.; Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Friendship; Neighbors; Tiger;
For private home use only.
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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