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True confessions from the ninth concession / by Needles, Dan,author.;
"In 1988, Needles and his wife left the city to start a family in a country community located two hours north of Toronto. Together they stocked their farm with sheep, cattle, chickens, pigs and, eventually, four children. Needles' charming chronicle unfolds in essays dated from 1997 to 2016, offering homespun advice for successful country living--like whether to wave from the elbow or to merely raise one finger from the steering wheel when passing a neighbour in the car. He cautions on rural superstitions, such as when his neighbour hesitated before selling him weaner pigs because every time he does the wife of the farmer who's buying them becomes pregnant--which turned out to be true. Here too is the tale of an unlikely friendship between a "borderline" collie ("he's never bitten anything in his life and the sheep are catching on") and an odd duck named Ferdinand, as well as other hilarious stories involving an assortment of farm animals, including the weapon of choice to properly dispatch a rooster-gone-bad; the risks of giving a name to a potential Sunday dinner entrée; and how to outsmart a free-range pig. With his witty insight, Needles shares the art of neighbouring in the country--a place made for visits, and "where a figure walking across your field is more of a reason to put the kettle on than to call the police." True Confessions from the Ninth Concession is a sesquicentennial crop of antics and aphorisms by Canada's funniest farmer--one that presents a wonderful escape for world-weary city dwellers, and affirmative reading for anyone who is from, or has moved to, rural Canada."--
Subjects: Biographies.; Needles, Dan.; Farmers; Farm life; Farms, Small; Authors, Canadian (English);
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Confessions of a forty-something / by Potter, Alexandra,author.;
Nell Stevens' life is a mess. When her business goes bust and her relationship with it, Nell's happy ever after in California falls apart and she moves back to London to start over. But a lot has changed since she's been gone. All her single friends are now married with children, sky-high rents force her to rent a room in a stranger's house and in a world of perfect instagram lives, she feels like a f*ck up. Even worse, a forty-something f*ck-up. But when an old work contact lands her a job writing obituaries, Nell meets the fabulous Cricket, an eighty-something widow, who is also adjusting to her new life and they strike up an unlikely friendship. Together they help each other heal their aching hearts, cope with the loss of the lives they had planned, and push each other into new adventures and unexpected joys. Because Nell is determined. She's going to completely turn her life around. This time next year things are going to be very different. First, though, she has a confession.
Subjects: Domestic fiction.; Single women; Middle-aged women; Widows; Female friendship; Social media;
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The scandalous confessions of Lydia Bennet, Witch / by Taub, Melinda,author.;
"A sparkling, witchy reimagining of Pride and Prejudice, told from the perspective of the troublesome and -- according to her -- much-maligned youngest Bennet sister, Lydia. In this exuberant reimagining of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, Lydia Bennet puts pen to paper to relate the real events and aftermath of the classic story from her own perspective. Some facts are well known: Mrs. Bennet suffers from her nerves; Mr. Bennet suffers from Mrs. Bennet, and all five daughters suffer from an estate that is entailed only to male heirs. But Lydia also suffers from entirely different concerns: her best-loved sister Kitty is really a barn cat, and Wickham is every bit as wicked as the world believes him to be, but what else would you expect from a demon? And if you think Mr. Darcy was uptight about dancing etiquette, wait till you see how he reacts to witchcraft. Most of all, Lydia has yet to learn that when you're a witch, promises have power ... Full of enchantment, intrigue, danger, and boundless magic, The Scandalous Confessions of Lydia Bennet, Witch has all the irreverent wit, strength, and romance of Pride and Prejudice -- while offering a highly unexpected redemption for the wildest Bennet sister"--
Subjects: Fantasy fiction.; Witch fiction.; Novels.; Austen, Jane, 1775-1817.; Witches; Magic; Sisters;
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I'm over all that : and other confessions / by MacLaine, Shirley,1934-;
Subjects: MacLaine, Shirley, 1934-; Entertainers; Spiritualists;
© c2011., Atria Books,
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Cheatingland : the secret confessions of men who stray /
Over the last decade, this anonymous journalist has conducted a series of in-depth interviews with dozens of adult men and numerous women who have cheated or are currently cheating on their spouses. The book breaks down the five major categories of cheaters, defines the typical cheater personality, and looks at how husbands can cheat while also loving their wives. It also reveals the tips and tricks spouses use to get away with secret affairs and examines everything from the impact of Hollywood on ordinary marriages to how infidelity is spread across demographics in clear and engaging language.
Subjects: Adultery.; Married men.;
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More confessions of a forty-something f##k up / by Potter, Alexandra,author.;
There is no magical land you finally arrive at where everything is figured out, fixed and sorted. Life, like us, is a sum of moving parts, and if we're lucky, we get to keep f**king up, figuring it out and laughing in the face of it all. Nell's back. Her life still isn't going to plan. And she's still asking the big questions and getting none of the answers. Like, for example: 1. Why is falling in love so easy, but staying in love so hard? 2. What do you do when your friendships are put to the ultimate test? 3. Can we ever really live in the moment and leave the past behind? 4. When everything goes tits up, do you fall apart or jump on a plane to LA with Cricket (an eighty-something widow and your BFF)? 5. And when all else fails, will celebrity-scented candles, smashed avocados and Instagram filters save us?
Subjects: Domestic fiction.; Humorous fiction.; Novels.; Friendship; Middle-aged women; Self-realization in women; Women;
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I am picky : confessions of a fussy eater / by Tracy, Kristen,1972-; Kraan, Erin.;
A young raccoon who claims to be a picky eater tries to fill his ferocious appetite as he makes his way through trash cans and compost bins.Ages 3-8.Grades K-1.LSC
Subjects: Raccoon; Food habits;
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I am friendly : confessions of a helpful bear / by Tracy, Kristen,1972-; Kraan, Erin.;
Enveloping readers in a big bear hug, this humorous and heartwarming story follows the adventures of a well-meaning grizzly bear whose good intentions complicate her forest friends' lives in laugh-out-loud moments.
Subjects: Humorous fiction.; Picture books.; Bears; Forest animals; Helping behavior;
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Inside the Montreal Mafia : the confessions of Andrew Scoppa / by Séguin, Félix,1977-author.; Jones, Julia(Translator),translator.; Thibault, Éric,author.; translation of:Séguin, Félix,1977-Source.English.;
For the first time in Canadian history, a high-ranking mafioso agreed to break the code of omerta by talking to journalists. From October 2014 to October 2019, Felix Seguin and Eric Thibault held multiple secret meetings with Andrew Scoppa, getting an exclusive inside look at the inner workings of the North American Mafia. This book is the culmination of their perilous investigation. It sheds light on the life - and death - of one of the most influential organized crime figures in recent years. Seguin and Thibault live in Montreal, QC.
Subjects: Biographies.; Personal narratives.; Rizzuto, Vito; Scoppa, Andrew, -2019.; Mafia; Organized crime;
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The doomsday machine : confessions of a nuclear war planner / by Ellsberg, Daniel,author.;
Includes bibliographical references and index.The former defense analyst who revealed the Pentagon Papers offers an eyewitness account of America's nuclear program in the 1960s and reveals the dangers in the country's seventy-year-long nuclear policy.
Subjects: Ellsberg, Daniel.; Nuclear warfare; Nuclear weapons; Military planning;
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