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- Mucus mayhem / by Sylvester, Kevin.; Wilson, Britt,1986-;
If you could have any superpower, what would you choose? Likely not the power to harness your used tissues into crime-fighting snot golems? Thirteen-year-old Jess Flem is riddled with every allergy, known and unknown. She's used to leaving a trail of soggy, used tissues wherever she goes, but not at all prepared for the mysterious powers that show around her thirteenth birthday. And just in the nick of time too, as it turns out there are forces both good and evil who have had their eyes on her and three other "special" kids since their birth, knowing this day might someday come. Exposed to a mysterious element in the maternity ward of a small-town hospital, these four children develop not-so-super powers at puberty, each with their own specific limitations and all more than slightly goofy. As each discovers his or her power and struggles to master it, each is in turn drawn into an epic (or epically silly?) battle only they can fight. Good Dr Fassbinder, expert on the mysterious element, keeps tabs on the youngsters, while working for a secret government department. His evil ex-assistant, Nurse Nussbaum, thought to have perished in an explosion, is in fact powerfully alive, invisible, and bent on controlling our heroes to further her schemes of world domination.LSC
- Subjects: Humorous fiction.; Good and evil; Gifted children;
- Available copies: 2 / Total copies: 2
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- She's a lamb! A Novel [electronic resource] : by Hambrock, Meredith.aut; CloudLibrary;
A darkly comic suspense in the vein of All’s Well and Yellowface, She’s a Lamb! is an edgy and incisive novel that marches toward showtime with a growing unease about the dangers of magical thinking and the depths of delusion Jessamyn St. Germain is meant to be a star. Not an actor who occasionally books yogurt commercials and certainly not a lowly usher at one of Vancouver’s smallest regional theaters. No, she is bound for greatness, and that’s why the part of Maria in the theater’s upcoming production of The Sound of Music is hers. Or it’s going to be. Jessamyn may have been relegated to the position of childminder for the little brats playing the von Trapp children, but it’s so obvious she’s there for a different reason — the director wants her close to the role so when Samantha, the lead, inevitably fails, Jessamyn will be there to take her place in the spotlight. This must be it. Because if it isn’t, well, then every skipped meal, every brutal rehearsal, every inch won against a man attempting to drag her down will have all been for nothing. Sharp, relentless, and darkly funny, She’s a Lamb! is a cutting satire about the grotesque pall patriarchy casts over one woman’s delusional quest to achieve her dreams and the depths she will sink to for a chance at the life she’s convinced she deserves.General adult.
- Subjects: Electronic books.; Thrillers; Black Humor; Contemporary Women; Satire;
- © 2025., ECW Press,
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- The boss baby. [videorecording] / by Baldwin, Alec,1958-voice actor.; Hermann, Jeff,film producer.; Marsden, James,1973-voice actor.; McCullers, Michael,screenwriter.; McGrath, Tom,1964-film director,screenwriter.; Sedaris, Amy,voice actor.; motion picture adaptation of (work):Frazee, Marla.Boss baby.; DreamWorks Animation,presenter,publisher,production company.; Universal Studios Home Entertainment (Firm),film distributor.;
Alec Baldwin, James Marsden, Amy Sedaris, Eva Longoria, Lisa Kudrow, James McGrath, Ariana Greenblatt, Jimmy Kimmel, Jeff Goldblum.Now adults, Theodore Templeton and his estranged brother take a magical formula that transforms them into babies for 48 hours. Together, they must now go under cover to prevent an evil genius from turning fellow toddlers intro monstrous brats.Canadian Home Video Rating: G.MPAA rating: PG; for rude humor, mild language and some action.Described video for the blind and visually impaired.Subtitled for the deaf and hard-of-hearing (SDH).Blu-ray disc (requires Blu-ray player for playback) ; anamorphic wide screen format (2.39:1 aspect ratio) ; Dolby Atmos, Dolby Digital Plus 7.1, Dolby Digital 5.1, Dolby Digital 2.0.
- Subjects: Animated films.; Children's films.; Comedy films.; Feature films.; Video recordings for people with visual disabilities.; Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Brothers; Infants; Nieces; Undercover operations;
- For private home use only.
- Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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- Duck on a Tractor. by Trexler, David,film director.; R. Ellard, Melissa,film director.; R. Gagne, Paul,film director.; Mayes, Walter,actor.; Weston Woods (Firm),dst; Kanopy (Firm),dst;
Walter MayesOriginally produced by Weston Woods in 2017.Flushed with the success of his trailblazing bike ride around the farm, Duck decides he's ready to drive the tractor. As in the bestselling "Duck on a Bike," all the barnyard animals share their humorous comments as they watch Duck do the unthinkable. Then, one by one, they join him on the tractor for a ride! But what happens when Duck drives the big red tractor through town, past the popular diner where all the locals are having lunch? What will those folks really think when they see Duck and all the other animals riding around on Farmer O'Dell's tractor? Filled with entertaining detail and sly jokes, readers will pore over each picture again and again.Mode of access: World Wide Web.
- Subjects: Education films.; Children's stories.; Animals.;
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- Getting ahead, reading & writing. [videorecording (DVD)] / by New Dimension Media, Inc.; Questar, Inc.;
Reading tv: letter combinations -- Sentences that tell & ask -- Creative reading & writing with Roald Dahl: humor, horror, thrills & chills -- Make a wish, Molly.From letter combinations and synonyms to sentences that tell and ask, these programs will expand word and sentence skills. This volume also includes the charming animated adaption of "Make a Wish, Molly."G.DVD ; full screen presentation.
- Subjects: Alphabet.; Children's films.; English language; Reading (Elementary); Video recordings for children.;
- © c2006., New Dimension Media,
- Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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- Pinocchio [videorecording] / by Perlman, Ron,1950-voice actor.; Turturro, John,1957-voice actor.; Wolfhard, Finn,2002-voice actor.; Blanchett, Cate,1969-voice actor.; Nelson, Tim Blake,voice actor.; Bradley, David,1942-voice actor.; Gustafson, Mark,film director.; McGregor, Ewan,1971-voice actor.; Swinton, Tilda,voice actor.; Toro, Guillermo del,1964-director,screenwriter,film producer.; motion picture adaptation of (work):Collodi, Carlo,1826-1890.Avventure di Pinocchio.; Criterion Collection (Firm),publisher.;
Ewan McGregor, David Bradley, Burn Gorman, Ron Perlman, John Turturro, Finn Wolfhard, Cate Blanchett, Tim Blake Nelson, Christoph Waltz, Tilda Swinton.A classic tale is reborn through the inspired imagination of cinematic dream-weaver Guillermo del Toro, directing alongside Mark Gustafson. Realized through boundary-pushing, breathtakingly intricate stop-motion animation, this dark rendering of the fable of the puppet boy and his maker, which won the Academy Award for Best Animated Feature, daringly transfers the story to Fascist Italy, where the irrepressible Pinocchio gradually learns what it means to be human through his experiences of war, death, and sacrifice. This version of the story imbues the oft-told tale with a bold new resonance about living with courage and compassion.Canadian Home Video Rating: PG.MPAA rating: PG; for dark thematic material, violence, peril, some rude humor and brief smoking.Described video for the blind and visually impaired.Subtitled for the deaf and hard-of-hearing (SDH).DVD ; wide screen presentation ; Dolby Digital 5.1.
- Subjects: Video recordings for people with visual disabilities.; Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Children's films.; Animated films.; Clay animation films.; Feature films.; Fiction films.; Pinocchio (Fictitious character); Magic; Puppets; Fathers and sons;
- For private home use only.
- Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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- Commonwealth : a novel / by Patchett, Ann,author.;
"The acclaimed, bestselling author--winner of the PEN/Faulkner Award and the Orange Prize--tells the enthralling story of how an unexpected romantic encounter irrevocably changes two families' lives. One Sunday afternoon in Southern California, Bert Cousins shows up at Franny Keating's christening party uninvited. Before evening falls, he has kissed Franny's mother, Beverly--thus setting in motion the dissolution of their marriages and the joining of two families. Spanning five decades, Commonwealth explores how this chance encounter reverberates through the lives of the four parents and six children involved. Spending summers together in Virginia, the Keating and Cousins children forge a lasting bond that is based on a shared disillusionment with their parents and the strange and genuine affection that grows up between them. When, in her twenties, Franny begins an affair with the legendary author Leon Posen and tells him about her family, the story of her siblings is no longer hers to control. Their childhood becomes the basis for his wildly successful book, ultimately forcing them to come to terms with their losses, their guilt, and the deeply loyal connection they feel for one another. Told with equal measures of humor and heartbreak, Commonwealth is a meditation on inspiration, interpretation, and the ownership of stories. It is a brilliant and tender tale of the far-reaching ties of love and responsibility that bind us together"--
- Subjects: Domestic fiction.; Families; Family secrets;
- Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 2
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- Charlie and the chocolate factory [yoto card] : Yoto card / by Dahl, Roald.;
Read by Douglas Hodge.For use with a Yoto Player, the Yoto Player app on a device or NFC touchpoint to stream.One of the greatest and best-loved children’s stories of all time, with a unique cast of characters that’s seared into the collective imagination. Charlie Bucket desperately wants to eat more than cabbage soup every day. But even more than that, he longs to see Wonka's enormous chocolate factory! Now Mr Willy Wonka, the most wondrous inventor in the world, has hidden golden tickets inside his delicious creamy chocolate bars. Only five winners can go through those great iron gates; will one of them be Charlie?Ages 7 to 9.System requirements: 1 Yoto Player smart speaker or Yoto Player app on a device or NFC touchpoint to stream.
- Subjects: Humorous fiction.; Children's audiobooks.; Sound recordings.; Bucket, Charlie (Fictitious character); Wonka, Willy (Fictitious character); Chocolate factories; Chocolate; Children; Preloaded audiobook.; Yoto audio card.;
- © 2021., Yoto Inc.
- Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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- The good egg / by John, Jory,author.; Oswald, Pete,author.; Arthur, Jeremy,narrator.;
3-8P-3Accelerated Reader
- Subjects: Children's audiobooks.; Book plus audio.; Dyslexia-friendly books.; Eggs; Food; Picture books for children.; Eggs; Food; Picture books.; JUVENILE FICTION / Humorous Stories.; JUVENILE FICTION / Social Themes / Emotions & Feelings.; JUVENILE FICTION / Social Themes / Manners & Etiquette.; VOX books.;
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- Talking about death won't kill you : the essential guide to end-of-life conversations / by Kortes-Miller, Kathy,author.;
Includes bibliographical references and index."This practical handbook will equip readers with the tools to have meaningful conversations about death and dying. Death is a part of life. We used to understand this, and in the past, loved ones generally died at home with family around them. But in just a few generations, death has become a medical event, and we have lost the ability to make this last part of life more personal and meaningful. Today people want to regain control over health-care decisions for themselves and their loved ones. Talking About Death Won't Kill You is the essential handbook to help Canadians navigate personal and medical decisions for the best quality of life for the end of our lives. Noted palliative-care educator and researcher Kathy Kortes-Miller shows readers how to identify and reframe limiting beliefs about dying with humor and compassion. With robust resource lists, Kortes-Miller addresses: advance care plans for ourselves and our loved ones; how to have conversations about end-of-life wishes with loved ones ; how to talk to children about death; how to build a compassionate workplace; practical strategies to support our colleagues; how to talk to health-care practitioners; how to manage challenging family dynamics as someone is dying; what is involved in medical assistance in dying (MAID). Far from morbid, these conversations are full of meaning and life--and the relief that comes from knowing what your loved ones want, and what you want for yourself."--
- Subjects: Death;
- Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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