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Would you rather-- ? : wonderfully weird / by Heimberg, Justin.; Gomberg, David.;
Poses a new selection of edgy questions designed to promote fun and creative thought, such as "Would you rather wear starched and ironed underwear for a month or use poison-ivy as toilet paper once?"LSC
Subjects: American wit and humor.; Games; Children's questions and answers.;
© c2013., Seven Footer Press,
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More bears! / by Nesbitt, Kenn.; Cummings, Troy,illustrator.;
Once upon a time there was a story. It was a lovely story with absolutely NO BEARS in it-not a SINGLE BEAR anywhere. Then one day...MORE BEARS! KENN NESBITT is possibly the funniest and most sought-after children's poet writing today. When he's not writing, podcasting, updating his website (poetry4kids.com), or visiting schools sharing his wacky brand of humor with kids across America, Kenn can be found cuddling his collection of stuffed bears. He seriously cannot get enough of bears. Or chickens. TROY CUMMINGS has been drawing goofy animals pretty much nonstop since kindergarten. His illustrations have appeared in newspapers, in magazines, on websites, on frozen fish stick packages, and in hospital waiting rooms. He hibernates in Greencastle, Indiana, with his wife and cubs.
Subjects: Children's stories; Bears;
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The smartest kid in the universe / by Grabenstein, Chris.;
When seventh-grader Jake McQuade mistakes the world's first ingestible knowledge pills for jelly beans, he suddenly knows all about physics and geometry and can speak Swahili (though Spanish would be a lot more useful)--but his sort-of girlfriend Grace thinks they can use his new found brilliance to save their middle school from the new principal, who is conspiring to get it shut down.Ages 8-12.LSC
Subjects: Humorous fiction.; Genius; Conspiracies; Middle schools;
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The Wiggles. [videorecording] / by Cook, Murray,1960-; Fatt, Jeff,1954-; Field, Anthony,1963-; Field, Paul,1961-; Moran, Sam,1978-; NCircle Entertainment.; Wiggles (Musical group);
Wiggles (Anthony Field, Lachlan Gillespie, Simon Pryce, Emma Watkins).Join The Wiggles as they celebrate halloween.G.DVD ; widescreen presentation.
Subjects: Wiggles (Musical group); Children's songs; Children's television programs.; Dance; Halloween; Humorous songs; Video recordings for children.;
© c2013., NCircle Entertainment,
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No offense : a novel / by Cabot, Meg,author.;
As Little Bridge Island Public Library's head of children's services, Molly Montgomery hopes the messiest thing in her life will be her sticky-note covered desk. But fate, in the form of a newborn left in the restroom, has other ideas. So does the sheriff who comes to investigate the "abandonment."
Subjects: Humorous fiction.; Chick lit.; Recipes.; Women librarians; Children's librarians; Single women; Sheriffs; Divorced men; Foundlings; Man-woman relationships;
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Stink [sound recording] : solar system superhero / by McDonald, Megan.; Cartwright, Nancy,1959-;
Read by Nancy Cartwright.When Stink discovers that Pluto has been downgraded from a planet to a dwarf planet, he launches a campaign in his classroom to restore its status to that of a full-fledged member of the solar system.
Subjects: Children's audiobooks.; Humorous stories.; Schools;
© p2010., Listening Library,
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The Satisfaction Café : a novel / by Wang, Kathy,author.;
"Joan's life is a series of unexpected events: she never thought she would live in California, nor did she expect her first marriage to implode -- especially as quickly and spectacularly as it did. She definitely did not expect to fall in love with an older, wealthy American man and become his fourth wife and mother to his youngest children. Joan and her children grow older, and one day she makes a drastic change: she opens the Satisfaction Café, a place where customers can find connection through conversation. With humor and grace, Joan creates a space for meaningful relationships and constructs a lasting legacy."--
Subjects: Domestic fiction.; Novels.; Remarriage; Restaurants; Stepmothers; Taiwanese Americans;
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The Stinky Cheese Man and other fairly stupid tales / by Scieszka, Jon,author.; Smith, Lane,illustrator.; Ferrerir, Mike,narrator.; Container of (expression):Scieszka, Jon.The Stinky Cheese Man and other fairly stupid tales.Spoken word (Ferrerir);
Read by Mike Ferrerir."A long time ago, people used to tell magical stories of wonder and enchantment. Those stories were called Fairy Tales. Those stories are not in this book. The stories in this book are Fairly Stupid Tales. In this fourth wall-breaking picture book, young readers will delight in the strange twists on familiar tales. From "The Stinky Cheese Man" to "Cinderummpelstiltskin" these unique, hilarious retellings poke fun at classic stories and characters. The wonderfully offbeat and bizarre illustrations, as well as innovative play with typography and book design, make for a one-of-kind masterpiece from two powerhouse children's book creators. Story List: -- Chicken Licken -- The Princess and the Bowling Ball -- The Really Ugly Duckling -- The Other Frog Prince -- Little Red Running Shorts -- Jack's Bean Problem (including Giant Story / Jack's Story) -- Cinderummpelstiltskin (Or The Girl Who Really Blew It) -- The Tortoise and the Hair -- The Stinky Cheese Man".Ages 4-9.K-4.
Subjects: Picture books.; Fairy tales.; Humor.; Children's audiobooks.; Book plus audio.; Dyslexia-friendly books.; Fairy tales; VOX books.;
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Real pigeons peck punches / by McDonald, Andrew,1982-; Wood, Ben(Children's book illustrator);
It's a bird! It's... another bird? Well, actually it's a whole flock of crime-fighting pigeons! The hilarity continues in this reluctant-reader favorite, perfect for fans of BAD GUYS and DOG MAN.LSC
Subjects: Humorous fiction.; Pigeons; Birds; Friendship;
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If you come to Earth / by Blackall, Sophie,author,illustrator.; Container of (expression):Blackall, Sophie.If you come to Earth.Spoken word (Guerra); Critt, C. J.,narrator.;
Read by CJ Critt.If You Came to Earth is a glorious guide to our home planet, and a call for us to take care of both Earth and each other. This stunning book is inspired by the thousands of children Sophie Blackall has met during her travels around the world in support of UNICEF and Save the Children. An engaging storybook about a single curious and imaginative child. Simultaneously funny and touching. Carries a clear message about the need to care for the earth and each other If you come to Earth, there are a few things you need to know... We live in all kinds of places. In all kinds of homes. In all kinds of families. Each of us is different. But all of us are amazing. And, together, we share one beautiful planet. This masterful and moving picture book is a visually comprehensive guide to the earth, imbued with warmth and humor.Ages 3-5.Grades K-1.K-3.
Subjects: Picture books.; Children's audiobooks.; Book plus audio.; Dyslexia-friendly books.; Imagination; Extraterrestrial beings; Letters; Picture books for children.; Extraterrestrial beings; Letters; VOX books.;
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