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- Short stories for little monsters / by Gay, Marie-Louise.;
A collection of humorous stories illustrating the things children wonder about every day: What do cats really see? What do trees talk about? Should you make funny faces on a windy day? Do worms rule the world? Do mothers always tell the truth? Do snails have nightmares?LSC- Subjects: Children's questions and answers; Children's stories, Canadian (English); Humorous stories, Canadian (English);
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- Extreme vinyl cafe / by McLean, Stuart,1948-;
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- Subjects: Family; Humorous stories, Canadian (English); Short stories.;
- © 2009., Viking Canada,
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- Time now for the Vinyl Cafe story exchange / by McLean, Stuart,1948-author.;
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- Subjects: Canadian wit and humor (English); Canadian essays (English);
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- When you find out the world is against you : and other funny memories about awful moments / by Oxford, Kelly,1977-;
A collection of stories by Canadian writer Kelly Oxford drawn from all periods and aspects of her life.LSC- Subjects: Oxford, Kelly, 1977-; Authors, Canadian (English); Mothers; Mothers; Mothers; Canadian wit and humor (English);
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- The truth about luck : what I learned on my road trip with Grandma / by Reid, Iain,1981-;
In the Truth about luck, Iain Reid, author of the highly popular coming-of-age memoir One bird's choice, accompanies his grandmother on a five-day vacation--which turns out to be a "staycation" at his basement apartment in Kingston. While the twenty-eight-year-old writer is at the beginning of his adult life, his ninety-two-year-old grandmother is nearing the end of hers. Between escorting his grandma to local attractions and restaurants, the two exchange memories and she begins to reveal details of her inspiring life story. Told with subtlety, humour, and heart, this delightful comic memoir reflects on family connections; how we experience adversity, the passage of time, and aging; and most importantly what it truly means to feel lucky.- Subjects: Reid, Iain, 1981-; Grandparent and child.; Authors, Canadian (English); Canadian wit and humor (English);
- © c2013., Anansi,
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- True confessions from the ninth concession / by Needles, Dan,author.;
"In 1988, Needles and his wife left the city to start a family in a country community located two hours north of Toronto. Together they stocked their farm with sheep, cattle, chickens, pigs and, eventually, four children. Needles' charming chronicle unfolds in essays dated from 1997 to 2016, offering homespun advice for successful country living--like whether to wave from the elbow or to merely raise one finger from the steering wheel when passing a neighbour in the car. He cautions on rural superstitions, such as when his neighbour hesitated before selling him weaner pigs because every time he does the wife of the farmer who's buying them becomes pregnant--which turned out to be true. Here too is the tale of an unlikely friendship between a "borderline" collie ("he's never bitten anything in his life and the sheep are catching on") and an odd duck named Ferdinand, as well as other hilarious stories involving an assortment of farm animals, including the weapon of choice to properly dispatch a rooster-gone-bad; the risks of giving a name to a potential Sunday dinner entrée; and how to outsmart a free-range pig. With his witty insight, Needles shares the art of neighbouring in the country--a place made for visits, and "where a figure walking across your field is more of a reason to put the kettle on than to call the police." True Confessions from the Ninth Concession is a sesquicentennial crop of antics and aphorisms by Canada's funniest farmer--one that presents a wonderful escape for world-weary city dwellers, and affirmative reading for anyone who is from, or has moved to, rural Canada."--- Subjects: Biographies.; Needles, Dan.; Farmers; Farm life; Farms, Small; Authors, Canadian (English);
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- Deadpool [videorecording] / by Miller, Tim,1964-film director.; Reynolds, Ryan,actor.; Skrein, Ed,1983-actor.; Baccarin, Morena,actor.; Miller, T. J.,1981-actor.; Carano, Gina,1982-actor.; Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment, Inc,publisher.;
Ryan Reynolds, Ed Skrein, Morena Baccarin, T.J. Miller, Gina Carano.Based upon Marvel Comics' most unconventional anti-hero, the film tells the origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson, who after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers, adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Deadpool hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life.Canadian Home Video Rating: 14A.MPAA rating: R; for strong violence and language throughout, sexual content and graphic nudity.DVD ; widsecreen presentation ; Dolby digital 5.1.- Subjects: Superhero films.; Action and adventure films.; Feature films.; Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Video recordings for people with visual disabilities.; Deadpool (Fictitious character); Human experimentation in medicine; Antiheroes; Revenge;
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- Next goal wins [videorecording] / by Basch, Garrett,film producer.; Brett, Mike(Motion picture producer and director),film producer.; Cavendish, Jonathan,film producer.; Fane, David,1966-actor.; Fassbender, Michael,1977-actor.; Jamison, Steve,film producer.; Kaimana,actor.; Kightley, Oscar,actor.; Morris, Ian,screenwriter.; Waititi, Taika,film director,film producer,screenwriter,actor.; Searchlight Pictures,production company.; Buena Vista Home Entertainment (Firm),publisher.;
Michael Fassbender, Oscar Kightley, Kaimana, David Fane, Rachel House, Beulah Koale, Taika Waititi, Will Arnett, Elisabeth Moss, Uli Latukefu, Chris Alosio, Rhys Darby.Follows the infamously terrible American Samoa soccer team, known for a brutal 2001 FIFA match they lost 31-0. With the 2014 World Cup Qualifiers approaching, the team hires down-on-his-luck, maverick coach Thomas Rongen, hoping he will turn the world's worst soccer team around in this humorous and heartfelt underdog story.Canadian Home Video Rating: PG.MPAA rating: PG-13; for some strong language and crude material.Described video for the blind and visually impaired.Subtitled for the deaf and hard-of-hearing (SDH).DVD ; wide screen presentation ; Dolby Digital 5.1, Dolby Digital 2.0.- Subjects: Video recordings for people with visual disabilities.; Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Comedy films.; Feature films.; Sports films.; Soccer teams; Soccer; Soccer players; Coach-athlete relationships; Soccer coaches; Samoan Americans; Male friendship;
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- Journey to Bethlehem [videorecording] / by Anders, Adam,film director,screenwriter,film producer,composer.; Anders, Nikki,composer.; Andersen, Brandt,film producer.; Åström, Peer,composer.; Banderas, Antonio,actor.; Barsocchini, Peter,1952-screenwriter.; Giménez, Xavi,1970-director of photography.; Hydallgo, Edou,production designer.; Manheim, Milo,2001-actor.; Palomo, Fiona,actor.; Plisco-Morris, Sabrina,editor of moving image work.; Segers, Geno,actor.; Sony Pictures Home Entertainment (Firm),publisher.;
Costume desginer, Lena Mossum ; music by Adam Anders, Nikki Anders, Peer Astrom ; editor, Sabrina Plisco ; production designer, Edou Hydallgo ; director of photography, Xavi Giménez.Antonio Banderas, Milo Manheim, Geno Segers, Fiona Palomo, Omid Djalili, Rizwan Manji, Joel Smallbone.The live-action Christmas musical adventure for the entire family weaves classic Christmas melodies with humor, faith, and new pop songs in a retelling of the greatest story ever told, the story of Mary and Joseph and the birth of Jesus.Canadian Home Video Rating: G.MPAA rating: PG, for thematic elements.Subtitled for the deaf and hard-of-hearing (SDH).DVD ; wide screen presentation ; Dolby Digital 5.1.- Subjects: Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Musical films.; Feature films.; Bible films.; Christmas films.; Jesus Christ; Jesus Christ; Joseph, Saint; Mary, Blessed Virgin, Saint; Christmas;
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- David Crosby [videorecording] : remember my name / by Crosby, Jan,on-screen participant.; Crowe, Cameron,1957-film producer.; Eaton, A. J.,film director.; Sony Pictures Home Entertainment (Firm),publisher.;
A revealing and deeply personal documentary exploring the life and creative renaissance of music icon David Crosby. A cultural force for over fifty years, Crosby faced an uncertain future after the 2015 dissolution of Crosby, Stills and Nash. Racked with health issues and personal obstacles, Crosby forged a new path at the age of 77. Seeking out younger musicians and recording a pair of critically-praised new albums, Crosby now sets out to make a mark in a world now so different from the generation he came to define in the 60's. With unflinching honesty, self-examination, regret, fear, exuberance and an unshakable belief in family and the transformative nature of music, Crosby shares his often-challenging journey with humor and bite. This inspirational story, filled with music, will speak to loyal fans, and legions of new ones.Canadian Home Video Rating: 14A.MPAA rating: R.DVD ; widescreen presentation ; Dolby Digital 5.1 DVS.- Subjects: Biographical films.; Documentary films.; Feature films.; Nonfiction films.; Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Video recordings for people with visual disabilities.; Crosby, David, 1941-; Crosby, Stills & Nash.; Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.; Rock musicians; Rock music;
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