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All the women in my brain : and other concerns / by Gilpin, Betty,author.;
"Like Jenny Lawson and Caitlin Moran, Emmy-nominated actress and writer Betty Gilpin delivers a lightning-strike dispatch of hilarious, intimate, and luminous essays on how to navigate this weird and wondrous life. Betty Gilpin has a brain full of women. There's Blanche VonFuckery, Ingrid St. Rash, and a host of others-some cowering in sweatpants, some howling plans for revolution, and some, oh God, and some ... slowly vomiting up a crow without breaking eye contact? Jesus. These women take turns at the wheel. That's why Betty feels like a million selves. With a raised eyebrow and a soul-scalpel, she tells us how she got this way. Betty has depression, Betty has a dream, Betty has tits the size of printers. She has debilitating shame and then, impossibly, a tiny voice saying what if. She takes us from wild dissections of modern womanhood to boarding school to the glossy cringe of Hollywood. We laugh through the failures (monologue to beagle! Ancient mentors proposing fellatio!) and quietly hope with her for the dream. Whether that dream is love or liberation or enough iMDb credits to tase the demon snapping at her ankles, we won't know until the shit-fanning end. There's Hamlet, there's self-sabotage, there's PTSD from turkey. Stunning, candid, and laugh-out-loud funny, All the Women in My Brain is perfect for any reader who's ever felt like they were more, or at least weirder, than the world expected"--
Subjects: Biographies.; Autobiographies.; Personal narratives.; Gilpin, Betty.; Television actors and actresses; Women's wit and humor;
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It is (not) perfect / by Kang, Anna.; Weyant, Christopher.;
"Two fuzzy creatures are happily putting the finishing touches on their sandcastle when each of them thinks of something that would make it even better. As they work furiously to incorporate each new change, their tiny sandcastle becomes an over-the-top palace ... but is it really perfect?"--Amazon.LSC
Subjects: Sandcastles; Perfection; Friendship;
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Harry : life, loss, and love / by Nicholl, Katie,author.;
Includes bibliographical references and index."Respected biographer Katie Nicholl details the most insightful book on Prince Harry to date, based on exclusive interviews with former Palace aides, courtiers, friends, and family members, and including stories, clandestine lovers, family feuds, and family secrets never before revealed."--Provided by publisher.
Subjects: Biographies.; Henry, Prince, grandson of Elizabeth II, Queen of Great Britain, 1984-; Great Britain. Army; Afghan War, 2001-; Helicopter pilots; Princes;
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The divided earth / by Hicks, Faith Erin.; Bellaire, Jordie.;
Prince Erzi has taken control of the city. With the formula for napatha, a weapon of mass destruction, he has become an even bigger threat. Rat and Kai must infiltrate Erzi's palace and steal back the ancient and deadly formula for napatha, before he can use it to destroy everything Rat and Kai hold dear!LSC
Subjects: Graphic novels.; Cities and towns; Social conflict; Friendship; Adventure and adventurers;
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The Patrick Star show. [videorecording] / by Fagerbakke, Bill,1957-voice actor.; Snyder, Dana,voice actor.; Summer, Cree,voice actor.; Nickelodeon (Firm),broadcaster.; Paramount Pictures Corporation,publisher.;
Bill Fagerbakke, Dana Snyder, Cree Summer.Patrick Star continues to host a variety show from his room! Patrick's evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick's reputation - then when Patrick is injured his family members take turns hosting his show. Patrick's escapades take him to King Neptune's Palace, prison, and to The Starry Awards!Canadian Home Video Rating: G.Closed-captioned for the hearing impaired.DVD ; wide screen presentation ; Dolby Digital 5.1, Dolby Digital 2.0.
Subjects: Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Animated television programs.; Children's television programs.; Television comedies.; Friendship; Imagination; Marine animals; Revues;
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The runaway king / by Nielsen, Jennifer A.;
Young King Jaron has taken the throne of Carthya, but after enemies attempt to assassinate him, and a neighboring kingdom threatens invasion, he finds that he has no friends in the palace, not even his bride-to-be, princess Amarinda, and his regents think it would be better for Carthya if he just disappeared again.LSC
Subjects: Fantasy fiction.; Adventure fiction.; Kings and rulers; Attempted assassination; Princesses; Courts and courtiers; Conspiracies;
© [2014], 2013., Scholastic,
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Courtiers : intrigue, ambition, and the power players behind the House of Windsor / by Low, Valentine,author.;
Includes bibliographical references (pages 341-359) and index."Throughout history, the British monarchy has relied on its courtiers-the trusted advisers in the King or Queen's inner circle-to ensure its survival as a family and a pillar of the country. Today, as ever, a carefully selected team of people hidden from view steers the royal family's path between public duty and private life. Queen Elizabeth II, after a remarkable 70 years of service, saw the final seasons of her reign without her husband Philip to guide her. Now, a newly ascended Charles seeks to define what his future as King, and that of his court, will be. The question of who is entrusted to guide the royals has never been more vital. Yet, as the tensions within the family are exposed to global scrutiny like never before, the task these courtiers face has never been more challenging. With a dark cloud hanging over Prince Andrew as well as Harry and Meghan's controversial departure from royal life, William and Kate-equipped with a very 21st century approach to press and public relations-now hold the responsibility of making an ancient institution relevant for the decades to come. In fascinating and explosive detail, Valentine Low explores the previously unknown relationship between modern courtiers and the royal family. Courtiers pulls back the veil to reveal an ever-changing system of complex characters, shifting alliances, and a battle of ideas over what the future of the institution should be. This is the inside story of how the monarchy really works, at a pivotal moment in its history."--
Subjects: Charles III, King of Great Britain, 1948-; Elizabeth II, Queen of Great Britain, 1926-2022.; Windsor, House of.; Monarchy;
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Before the crown / by Harding, Flora,author.;
Includes bibliographical references.A marriage spanning more than seven decades. A match that was deemed unsuitable. A man she wouldn't give up. Step through the palace gates and discover the greatest love story of the 20th century. 'Before the Crown' is an enthralling historical novel that explores the secret engagement between Princess Elizabeth and Prince Philip in the tumultuous wake of WWII.
Subjects: Historical fiction.; Elizabeth II, Queen of Great Britain, 1926-; Philip, Prince, consort of Elizabeth II, Queen of Great Britain, 1921-; Princesses; Princes; Courtship; Man-woman relationships; Marriages of royalty and nobility;
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Majesty / by McGee, Katharine.;
Power is intoxicating. Like first love, it can leave you breathless. As America adjusts to the idea of a queen on the throne, Beatrice grapples with everything she lost when she gained the ultimate crown. Samantha is busy living up to her party princess persona and maybe adding a party prince by her side. Nina is trying to avoid the palace and Prince Jefferson at all costs.LSC
Subjects: Love stories.; Alternative histories (Fiction); Courts and courtiers; Kings and rulers; Princes; Princesses; Interpersonal relations in adolescence;
© [2020], Random House,
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Babar and the adventures of Badou. [videorecording] / by Brunhoff, Jean de,1899-1937.; Brunhoff, Laurent de,1925-; Jokic, Dallas.; Pinsent, Gordon.; Weinstein, Samantha.; Entertainment One (Firm : Canada);
Hidden courtyard -- Chocolate and banana soup -- The Quillinator -- Soaped -- Truffle snuffle -- Operation secret suitcase -- Jake and the big book -- Lulu time.Samantha Weinstein, Dallas Jokic, Gordon Pinsent.Babar's grandson, Badou, plunges into one fun-filled adventure after another in every corner of the palace, jungle and beyond. Of course, King Babar is never far away when his grandson needs his help and guidance. Join Badou and his friends in eight exciting episodes as they sniff out mystery, adventure and tusk-tastic fun. Time to get thumpin'!Canadian Home Video Rating: G.DVD, widescreen; NTSC, region 1; Dolby; Stereo.
Subjects: Animals; Animated television programs.; Babar (Fictitious character); Children's television programs.; Friendship; Grandfathers; Grandsons; Video recordings for children.;
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