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Cat vs. Vac / by Windness, Kaz,1974-;
When a recently delivered package opens to reveal a vacuum, the house cat's hair stands on end! What can be done about this newcomer? Young readers will be sucked into this lively tale of the timeless struggle between cat and vacuum.
Subjects: Readers (Publications); Cats; Vacuum cleaners;
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Bug in a vacuum / by Watt, Mélanie,1975-;
A bug gets sucked into a vacuum and experiences the five stages of grief before finally freeing himself.LSC
Subjects: Insects; Vacuum cleaners; Grief;
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Invention : a life / by Dyson, James,author.;
Dyson has become a byword for high-performing products, technology, design, and invention. Now, James Dyson, the inventor and entrepreneur who made it all happen, tells his remarkable and inspirational story in 'Invention: A Life'.
Subjects: Biographies.; Autobiographies.; Dyson, James.; Dyson Appliances Limited.; Inventors; Businessmen; Entrepreneurship; Electric household appliances industry; Vacuum cleaners;
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Diary of a spider / by Cronin, Doreen.; Bliss, Harry,1964-;
A young spider discovers, day by day, that there is a lot to learn about being a spider, including how to spin webs and avoid vacuum cleaners."Ages 4-8"--P. [2] of cover.LSC
Subjects: Spiders; Insects; Diaries;
© c2005., HarperCollins,
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Time for Kenny / by Pinkney, J. Brian.;
During his busy day, Kenny gets dressed, fights his fear of the vacuum cleaner, gets a soccer lesson from his sister, and prepares for bed, with his loving family always near.LSC
Subjects: Day; Families; African Americans;
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In my house / by Slegers, Liesbet.; Clavis Publishing.;
"Welcome to my house! There are so many things here. Some of them make noise, like the vacuum cleaner, the clock, and the TV. Other things are very quiet, like the plant, the mirror, and the chairs. What else can you see?"--
Subjects: Board books.; House furnishings;
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The league of beastly dreadfuls / by Grant, Holly.; Portillo, Josie.;
Anastasia, nearly eleven, is snatched from her elementary school and sent to live at a former insane asylum with two great aunts she had never met after being told that her parents died in a tragic vacuum cleaner accident.LSC
Subjects: Humorous fiction.; Orphans; Aunts; Kidnapping; Shades and shadows;
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Diary of a spider-- and more cute critter stories [videorecording] / by Jones, Angus T.; Hayes, Sean,1970-; Jordan, Owen.; Cronin, Doreen.Diary of a spider.Videorecording.; Laden, Nina.Roberto the insect architect.Videorecording.; Freeman, Don,1908-1978.Norman the doorman.Videorecording.; Kellogg, Steven.Mysterious tadpole.Videorecording.; Blake, Quentin.Story of the dancing frog.Videorecording.; Weston Woods Studios.; Scholastic Inc.; New Video Group.;
Diary of a spider -- Roberto the insect architect -- Norman the doorman -- The mysterious tadpole -- The story of the dancing frog.Narrated by Angus T. Jones, Sean Hayes, Owen Jordan, Neil Innes and Amanda Plummer.Diary of a spider. A young spider discovers, day by day, that there is a lot to learn about being a spider, including how to spin webs and avoid vacuum cleaners.Roberto the insect architect. A termite named Roberto follows his dream of becoming an architect and travels to the big city where he hopes to find success.Norman the doorman. Norman the doorman of a mouse hole in an art museum, desires nothing more in life than to leisurely inspect the art treasures in the upstairs galleries.The mysterious tadpole. It soon becomes clear that Louis's pet tadpole is not turning into an ordinary frog.The story of the dancing frog. Relates the adventures of Great Aunt Gertrude and her dancing frog as they travel the world and gain fame and fortune.G.DVD.
Subjects: Cronin, Doreen.; Spiders; Insects; Mice; Tadpoles; Friendship; Children's films.; Animated films.; Feature films.; Video recordings for children.;
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The patron saint of second chances : a novel / by Simon, Christine,1978-author.;
"In a tiny village in Italy, the self-appointed mayor (and vacuum cleaner repairman) Signor Speranza will do anything he can to save his beloved town. When he learns that the water is going to be cut off in sixty days unless he can come up with some quick cash, he tries to boost tourism by spreading a harmless rumor that major movie star Dante Rinaldi is planning to film a movie in the village. The plan works a little too well, and soon everyone wants to be a part of the fictional movie. Village butcher Signor Maestro will even invest in the film - if Signor Speranza can find roles for each of his fifteen enormous sons. Speranza soon realizes that the only way to keep the momentum going is to actually make the movie, assuring the villagers that Dante is on his way. Luckily, his hapless assistant Smilzo happens to have written a screenplay - not so secretly based on his undying love for the film's leading lady. As the entire town becomes involved in the movie - even the village priest invests! - Signor Speranza starts to think he might be able to pull this off ... until word reaches Dante Rinaldi's ears"--
Subjects: Humorous fiction.; Novels.; City and town life; Motion pictures; Truthfulness and falsehood;
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Broken (in the best possible way) / by Lawson, Jenny,1973-author.;
"As Jenny Lawson's hundreds of thousands of fans know, she suffers from depression. In Broken (in the best possible way), she explores her experimental treatment of transcranial magnetic stimulation with brutal honesty. But also with brutal humor: "People do different things to distract themselves during each treatment. I embroider. It feels fitting. I'm being magnetically stabbed in the head thousands of times as I'm stabbing the embroidery myself. I don't embroider the same patterns my grandmother did. I embroider girls with octopus faces, David Bowie, a flowery bouquet with FUCK YES written in the middle. They let you do anything as long as it's 'positive.'" Jenny discusses the frustration of dealing with her insurance company in "An Open Letter to My Insurance Company," which should be an anthem for anyone who has ever had to call their insurance company to try and get a claim covered. On the lighter side, she tackles such timelessly debated questions as "How do dogs know they have penises?" We see how her vacuum cleaner almost set her house on fire, how she was attacked by three bears, business ideas she wants to pitch to Shark Tank, and why she can never go back to the post office. Of course, Jenny's long-suffering husband Victor-the Ricky to Jenny's Lucille Ball-is present throughout. A treat for Jenny Lawson's already existing fans, and destined to convert new ones, Broken is a beacon of hope and a wellspring of laughter"--
Subjects: Biographies.; Autobiographies.; Lawson, Jenny, 1973-; Lawson, Jenny, 1973-; Humorists, American; Journalists; Mental illness;
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