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Interrupting Cow and the chicken crossing the road / by Yolen, Jane.; Dreidemy, Joëlle.;
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Subjects: Humorous fiction.; Cows; Chickens; Friendship; Wit and humor;
Available copies: 2 / Total copies: 2
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New tricks for the old dog / by Yolen, Jane.; Dreidemy, Joëlle.;
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Subjects: Humorous fiction.; Cows; Dogs; Friendship; Wit and humor;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 2
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The real Dada Mother Goose : a treasury of complete nonsense / by Scieszka, Jon.; Wright, Blanche Fisher.; Rothman, Julia.;
Includes bibliographical references.More Humpty Dumptys -- Jacks be nimble -- Other Mother Hubbards -- Hey diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle -- Hickory 6 dickory docks -- Twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle little star -- Never end -- Notes -- More notes.The classic nursery rhymes we know and love--upside-down, backward, in gibberish, and fresh out of bounds--as only Jon Scieszka could stage them. Mother knows best, but sometimes a little nonsense wins the day. Inspired by Dadaism's rejection of reason and rational thinking, and in cahoots with Blanche Fisher Wright's The Real Mother Goose, this anthology of absurdity unravels the fabric of classic nursery rhymes and stitches them back together (or not quite together) in every clever way possible. One by one, cherished nursery rhymes--from "Humpty Dumpty" to "Hickory Dickory Dock," "Jack Be Nimble" to "Mother Hubbard"--fall prey to sly subversion as master of fracture Jon Scieszka and acclaimed illustrator Julia Rothman refashion them into comics strips, errant book reports, anagrams, and manic mash-ups. Playfully reconstructed, the thirty-six old-new rhymes invite further baloney, bringing kids in on the joke and inviting them to revel in reimagining. Featuring robust back matter, this irreverent take on the rhymes of childhood is a great gift for child readers, a rich classroom resource across grade levels, and a love song to a living language.LSCJunior Library Guild selection.
Subjects: Nursery rhymes, English.; Nursery rhymes; Wit and humor, Juvenile.;
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The unofficial Harry Potter joke book : stupefying shenanigans for Slytherin / by Boone, Brian.; Brack, Amanda.;
Ages 7+.LSC
Subjects: Rowling, J. K.; Potter, Harry (Fictitious character); Wit and humor, Juvenile.; Riddles, Juvenile.;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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Interrupting Cow meets the Wise Quacker / by Yolen, Jane.; Dreidemy, Joëlle.;
Interrupting Cow meets a duck who knows more jokes than anyone on the farm.
Subjects: Animal fiction.; Humorous fiction.; Readers (Publications); Jokes; Wit and humor; Cows; Ducks; Friendship;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 2
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Interrupting Cow and the horse of a different color / by Yolen, Jane.; Dreidemy, Joelle.;
Cow meets a new friend on the farm, Zebra, who knows a lot of jokes and all about the big bright world beyond the farm.
Subjects: Humorous fiction.; Readers (Publications); Wit and humor; Jokes; Cows; Zebras; Friendship;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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Qué cosas dice mi abuela! : dichos y refranes sobre los buenos modales / by Galan, Ana.; Pino, Pablo.;
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Subjects: Quotations; Manners and customs; Etiquette; Wit and humor;
© c2011., Scholastic,
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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Would you rather-- ? : wonderfully weird / by Heimberg, Justin.; Gomberg, David.;
Poses a new selection of edgy questions designed to promote fun and creative thought, such as "Would you rather wear starched and ironed underwear for a month or use poison-ivy as toilet paper once?"LSC
Subjects: American wit and humor.; Games; Children's questions and answers.;
© c2013., Seven Footer Press,
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How to avoid being eaten by sharks... : and other advice / by Larkin, John,1963-; Krebs, Chrissie.;
"There is one sure-fire method to avoid being eaten by sharks. Don't go in the ocean. How can you avoid being eaten by sharks? What does it mean to 'skateboard' someone? Is there a chance you could be abducted by aliens? Are there zombies hiding under your brother's bed? In this hilarious guide, John Larkin relates his tried and tested advice for navigating the mysteries of life, with a sprinkling of some the facts and history he's discovered along the way"--Provided by publisher.
Subjects: Wit and humor; Curiosities and wonders; Animals; Nature; Questions and answers;
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How do dinosaurs laugh out loud? / by Yolen, Jane.; Teague, Mark.;
Dinosaurs tell funny jokes to make each other laugh.LSC
Subjects: Dinosaurs; Wit and humor; Jokes; Lift-the-flap books;
© [2010], Scholastic,
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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