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Not forever, but for now : a novel / by Palahniuk, Chuck,author.;
"From the bestselling author of Fight Club comes a hilarious horror satire about a family of professional killers responsible for the most atrocious events in history and the young brothers that are destined to take over. Meet Otto and Cecil. Two brothers growing up privileged in the Welsh countryside. They enjoy watching nature shows, playing with their pet pony, impersonating their Grandfather ... and killing the help. Murder is the family business after all. Downton Abbey, this is not. However, it's not so easy to continue the family legacy with the constant stream of threats and distractions seemingly leaping from the hedgerow. First there is the matter of the veritable cavalcade of escaped convicts that keep showing up at their door. Not to mention the debaucherous new tutor who has a penchant for speaking in Greek and dismembering sex dolls. Then there's Mummy's burgeoning opioid addiction. And who knows where Daddy is. He just vanished one day after he and Mummy took a walk in the so called "Ghost Forest." With Grandfather putting pressure on Otto to step up, it becomes clear that this will all end in only two ways: a nuclear apocalypse or just another day among the creeping thistle and tree peonies. And in a novel written by Chuck Palahniuk, either are equally possible."--
Subjects: Black humor.; Satirical literature.; Novels.; Assassins; Brothers; Families; Grandfathers; Murder; Rich people;

The Marriage Charm [electronic resource] : by Miller, Linda Lael.aut; CloudLibrary;
She’s looking for forever and he wants to avoid it at all costs, even if she’s the one he can’t forget…in this classic Brides of Bliss County novel from New York Times bestselling author Linda Lael Miller! Successful jewelry designer Melody Nolan’s work is her life. But while she loves her job, she can’t help but want more…like local chief of police Spence Hogan. Years ago, after one perfect summer night together, he broke her heart and she put as much distance between them as possible in little Bliss County. But when they are forced into close proximity at her best friend’s wedding, the chemistry is as strong as ever. Spence is a good cop who isn’t scared of anything—except love. And he’s done everything he can to preserve his reputation as a heartbreaker—a reputation that keeps commitment seekers at bay. And yet…there’s something about Melody he can’t forget. Something his heart can’t ignore.   Previously published.   Read the entire reader-favorite The Brides of Bliss County series: Book 1: The Marriage Pact Book 2: The Marriage Charm Book 3: The Marriage Season   Don't miss author Linda Lael Miller's next heartwarming holiday drama, Christmas in Painted Pony Creek, where a single mom and her daughter find their lives magically changed and filled with the love and kindness of a man who would do anything to protect them.  General adult.
Subjects: Electronic books.; Contemporary; Westerns; Western; Small Town & Rural;
© 2022., HQN Books,

The world's fastest Indian [videorecording (DVD)] / by Donaldson, Roge; Goggins, Walton; Grant, Saginaw; Gribble, David; Hopkins, Anthony,1937; Ladd, Diane; Lawford, Christopher; Robinson, J. Peter; Alliance Atlantis (Firm;
Director of photography, David Gribble ; editor, John Gilbert ; music, J. Peter Robinson ; costume designers, Nancy Cavallaro, Jane Holland ; production designers, Robert Gillies, J. Dennis Washington ; visual effects supervisor, Kent Houston.Anthony Hopkins, Saginaw Grant, Diane Ladd, Walton Goggins, Christopher Lawford, William Lucking, Aaron Murphy, Laurel Moglen, Paul Rodriguez, Jessica Cauffiel.Burt Munro, a Kiwi from far south New Zealand has been building and rebuilding his motorcycle for the last 40 years, dreaming of the day when he and the bike can go to Utah's Bonneville Salt Flats and see what they can really do. When Burt's heart goes bad on him, his dreaming is threatened to come to an end. Luckily, Burt is not ready to stop dreaming. He decides to mortgage his house and bring his dream to life. He and the motorcycle head for American to participate in 'Speed Week'. His journey from Long Beach to Utah brings him through a cross section of American 'characters'. Each recognizes in Burt, that burning desire to achieve a dream and each helps him in the way that they can to make that dream happen. When Burt finally stands on Bonneville Salt Flats, by himself thinking of all the greatness that has transpired here and now he, Burt Munro, can at last test himself on this 'sacred groundCanadian Home Video Rating: PGDVD, region 1, widescreen presentation; Dolby Digital
Subjects: Munro, Burt, 1899-1978; Feature film; Indian motorcycle; Speed record holders;
© c2006., Magnolia Pictures, ; Distributed by Alliance Atlantis,

Country Born A Novel [electronic resource] : by Miller, Linda Lael.aut; CloudLibrary;
AN INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Curl up in your favorite reading chair and get lost in the pages of this book.”—Debbie Macomber, #1 New York Times bestselling author, on Country Strong Sometimes love is just out of reach… Rancher and military veteran J.P. McCall loves simple pleasures. The satisfaction of working his family’s land. The freedom to come and go as he pleases. But ever since his two closest friends have married and started families of their own, J.P. realizes what he’s been missing. He's known plenty of women, but now he craves finding The One. And then Sara Worth comes crashing back into his life. She’s his buddy’s sister, the woman who was always out of reach. Single mom Sara Worth has her hands full. After a disastrous early marriage, she is now writing bestselling books by day and caring for her two teenagers by night. That doesn’t leave a lot of me time. But when an innocent request for J.P.’s help leads to an unforgettable kiss, she’s intrigued—and unsure. Giving love a second chance feels impossible. But when the man from Sara’s past resurfaces, threatening everything she holds dear, J.P. will do whatever it takes to protect the woman who’s stealing his heart. Discover bestselling author Linda Lael Miller's latest masterpiece, Where the Creek Bends, a mesmerizing tale where age-old secrets and poignant journeys unravel the deepest truths of family and the path to self-discovery. Painted Pony Creek Book 1: Country Strong Book 2: Country Proud Book 3: Country Born  General adult.
Subjects: Electronic books.; Contemporary; Westerns; Western; Small Town & Rural;
© 2022., HQN Books,

Kill the mall / by Malla, Pasha,1978-author.;
"What has the mall ever done to you? Welcomed you with open arms, ie. doors. Showered you with pleasure. At worst confetti. Perhaps it offered you shelter, or a place to love, or a place to dream--all at affordable rates." After writing a letter in praise of "the mall," our eccentric narrator is offered a "residency" at a shabby local shopping centre. His mission: to occupy an abandoned storefront for twelve weeks, during which he must split his time between "making work" and "engaging with the public," all the while chronicling his efforts in weekly progress reports. He quickly becomes part of mall society--bonding with the mall's kindly caretaker, the band of greasy teens working in the derelict food court and the occasional elderly or otherwise transient mall patrons, most of whom treat its hallowed halls as little more than a thoroughfare. But soon a series of disturbing anomalies during the mall's after hours, including the disappearance of our narrator's closest new mall-friend--a bright-eyed, ponytailed, blue-jeans salesclerk named Dennis--sets our hero on a quixotic quest to untangle the mystery, only to discover an invisible evil lurking deep within the bowels of the mall. Before long things get hairy, and our narrator's optimism over his mall residency descends into a phantasmagoria of horror and (possibly) murder. With the aid of the caretaker and a wise pony (named, of course, Gary) who roams the halls, it dawns on our narrator that the mall may not in fact be a utopian hub of consumer bliss, but something more sinister. And who is pulling the strings in the mall's unmapped subterranean world? Pasha Malla's creative genius shines in this madcap satiric horror-fantasy--a deceptively cutting critique of capitalism as embodied in one of our saddest capitalist inventions: the fading local mall."-- Provided by publisher.
Subjects: Psychological fiction.; Satirical literature.; Shopping malls;

And after all : a fan history of Oasis / by Locker, Melissa,author.;
"This oral history documents the story of Oasis as told by the fans who were there. Discover never-before-seen perspectives charting the rise, fall, and rise again of Liam and Noel Gallagher and the British rock band whose music defined a generation. A few years after Definitely Maybe topped the charts, with "(What's the Story) Morning Glory?" established as one of the UK's bestselling albums of all time, and Oasis the reigning rulers of British rock, Noel Gallagher did the unthinkable: he broke up the band. After a string of public spats, Noel announced that he "simply could not go on working" with his brother Liam "a day longer." Fifteen years later, the brothers announced a truce. The news sent fans into a frenzy, ticket prices soared, and Definitely Maybe was back on the top of the charts. That's because for a generation of music lovers around the world, Oasis really mattered. Their combination of earthy lyrics, brazen attitude, and earworm-worthy tunes set against a backdrop of working-class experience made them relatable, memorable, and important. And After All gives the mic to the fans that launched Oasis to stratospheric fame and takes a deep dive into the band's formation, history, and reunion. Through the lens of the fans who were there for all the songs, feuds, and incredible shows, journalist Melissa Locker examines the path Oasis charted as they cemented their place in modern rock history. Voices in this fan history include the band's earliest PR person, superfan memorabilia collectors, musicians who toured with Oasis in the early days, concertgoers from some of the band's most legendary performances, official Fan Club leadership, couples who met because of the band, the DJ who inspired Noel to dare Liam to call him and may have kick-started the reunion, among many others. Their personal stories about the music, the concerts, and the band come together in a mosaic that depicts Oasis's enduring legacy"--
Subjects: Biographies.; Oral histories.; Oasis (Musical group); Rock concerts; Rock music fans.;

Zoom, zoom, cuddle and croon [sound recording] / by Reid-Naiman, Kathy.;
I like to rise -- Ducks on the pond -- Round and round the garden ; Knock at the door -- Over in the meadow -- Slowly garden snail -- Sailing sailing over the ocean -- The little mice -- Zoom, zoom, zoom -- Sleeping bunnies -- Mother and Father and Uncle John -- Shoofly -- I want someone to buy me a pony -- With a tick and a tock ; My grandfather clock -- She didn't dance -- Tumbledown hill -- My sugar lamb -- This is the boat -- Mr. Moon ; The cuckoo -- The moon is round -- Maloney the pony -- Here is the little boy -- Watch the stars -- Ho ho watanay -- I see the moon (up over my head) -- Babushka baio -- Hush little baby -- Lavender's blue -- The moonman.Kathy Reid-Naiman, vocals, kazoo ; with instrumental and vocal acc.LSC
Subjects: Children's songs.; Games with music;
© c2008., Merriweather Records,

Around the world on 80 horses / by Newton, Jill,1964-;
What is a Zonkey? Why do some horses have feathers? How can a horse sleep standing up? Which horse dances to the beat of the tom toms? Who was the eight -headed horse of Indian folklore? Come on a journey around the world and meet 80 unique breeds of horses and ponies which have adapted to harsh environments in unusual ways. Be introduced to incredible equines, both real and mythical, that dance, talk, spell, save lives on the battlefield and have even won Oscars! This book is brimming with facts about the brave and bizarre acts performed by this amazing animal that helped shape civilisations for over six thousand years.
Subjects: Illustrated works.; Trivia and miscellanea.; Horses; Horses; Horse breeds;

Seaside lullaby : a counting book / by Scott, Briana Corr,1981-;
A gentle board book for bedtime that helps baby learn to count from 1 to 10, featuring the flora and fauna of the seaside, from the creator of The Book of Selkie and Wildflower. One wild island, underneath the moon. Two sleepy shipwrecks, stranded on a dune. Three shiny moon snails, drawing swirly paths. Four shaggy ponies, splashing in their bath! From the celebrated creator of Mermaid Lullaby comes another gentle, soothing baby board book for bedtime reading. With short, rhyming refrains, Seaside Lullaby will also help baby learn to count, from one wild island / underneath the moon all the way up to ten fuzzy seal pups / wishing you goodnight. Vibrant illustrations of the coastal landscape are rendered in watercolour with plenty of detail for baby to enjoy again and again.
Subjects: Board books.; Lift-the-flap books.; Lullabies (Songs); Stories in rhyme.; Counting; Seashore; Bedtime;

Tickles and tunes [sound recording (CD)] / tickles, songs and bounces for children 6 months to 6 years old / by Reid-Naiman, Kathy;
How'd ja do - Marjorie Mutton pie - Mary wore her red dress - Johnny's hammers - Roly poly/Wind the bobbin - Clap your hands - Rum tum tiddle - Palm tickles - Tommy thumb is up - This little pig had a rub-a-dub-dub - To market to market - Sleeping bunnies - Sally go round the sun - All around the kitchen - Face tickles - Skip to my lou - This little cow eats grass - See the ponies - Trit trot to Boston - Sleeping pterodactyls - Coulter's candy - When the rain comes down - Humpty Dumpty - I'm passing out the sticks/Tap and stop - When you're one - Time to put away - Cup of tea/Peanut butter sandwich - Baby-Oh - Criss cross applesauce - Knee tickles - Dingle dangle scarecrow - Shoofly - Three bounces - Gingerbread man - Five fools in a barrow - Goodbye children.
Subjects: Children's songs; Finger play;
© c1994., Merriweather Records,