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The gas we pass : the story of farts / by Chō, Shinta,1927-;
An explanation, with simple words and humorous illustrations, of how flatulence is caused by swallowed air and gases produced during digestion, and why some farts smell worse than others.LSC
Subjects: Flatulence;
© 1994., Kane/Miller Book Publishers,
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Farley farts / by Müller, Birte.; Martens, Marianne.;
When Farley the frog has tummy trouble he decides to hold in his farts, which causes him to blow up like a hot-air balloon and float out the window. Only when he releases his gas can he come back down to the ground.LSC
Subjects: Frogs; Flatulence;
© 2014, c2003., North-South,
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 2
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The toilet vortex / by Pilger, Seamus.; Gilpin, Stephen.;
Something is rotten in the plumbing of Harry Buttz Elementary School, and it's kidnapped Janitor Stan! It's up to the Fart Squad to dive into the toilet vortex to save their scent-sei from the World of the Royal Flush. Grab a match, because this stink just got real. Only the Fart Squad has the guts, the gall, and the gas to flush this round brown mound before he overflows his toilet kingdom on the world.Ages 6-10.LSC
Subjects: Humorous fiction.; Flatulence; Toilets; Schools; Janitors;
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Butts are everywhere / by Stutzman, Jonathan,author.; Fox, Heather,illustrator.; Glick, Maxwell,narrator.; Container of (expression):Stutzman, Jonathan.Butts are everywhere.Spoken word (Glick);
Read by Maxwell Glick.Big ones, little ones, round ones and flat ones, furry ones and prickly ones--butts are everywhere, and each one is special! These powerful muscles make it possible for people and animals to jump, sit, and everything in between. The gluteus really is the maximus! This funny, sweet, and commercial picture book celebrates one of our most useful (and hilarious) body parts, and is sure to become a favorite read-aloud for children and parents alike.3-8P-3
Subjects: Children's audiobooks.; Buttocks; Flatulence; Humorous stories.; Buttocks; Flatulence; Humorous stories.; JUVENILE FICTION / Concepts / Body.; JUVENILE FICTION / Health & Daily Living.; JUVENILE FICTION / Humorous Stories.; VOX books.;
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Fartsy Claus / by Chivus, Mitch.; Reed, Mike,1951-;
When Santa Claus is presented with a plate of franks and beans instead of the usual milk and cookies, the flatulent consequences are more than he ever expected.
Subjects: Christmas; Flatulence; Santa Claus; Stories in rhyme.;
© c2007., HarperCollinsPublishers,
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Unidentified farting objects / by Pilger, Seamus.; Gilpin, Stephen.;
Ages 6-10.LSC
Subjects: Humorous fiction.; Flatulence; Unidentified flying objects; Extraterrestrial beings;
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Fart Squad / by Pilger, Seamus.;
After their lunches are stolen, Harry Buttz Elementary School students Darren, Tina, Juan-Carlos, and Walter eat radioactive burritos that give each a strange ability--along with serious gas--which, with training by Janitor Stan, may help them foil Number Two and the BO twins' evil plan.
Subjects: Flatulence; Ability; Middle schools; Schools; Janitors; Humorous stories.;
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Fartsunami / by Payne, M. D.(Matthew D.),1978-; Dockery, Amanda.;
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Subjects: Sea monsters; Flatulence; School field trips; Islands;
© c2013., Grosset & Dunlap,
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Smelly Peter : the great pea eater / by Smallman, Steve.; Dreidemy, Joelle.;
Peter Pod loves peas causing him to be teased by his peers for having green skin and flatulence. Aliens from the Krell greatly admire him for being green and smelly but Peter can't survive long on a pealess planet. LSC
Subjects: Stories in rhyme.; Humorous fiction.; Flatulence; Peas; Unidentified flying objects; Human-alien encounters; Humorous stories.;
© 2008., ME Media,
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How to examine a wolverine : more tales from the accidental veterinarian / by Schott, Philipp,author.;
"This collection of over 60 stories and essays, drawn from Dr. Schott's 30 years in small animal practice, covers an astonishing breadth of experiences, emotions, and species. Schott has tales of creatures ranging from tiny honeybees to massive Burmese pythons, although the emphasis is on dogs and cats and the interesting, often quirky, people who love them. He also doles out advice on current topics such as CBD oil, raw diets, and COVID-19, as well as the mysteries of catnip, dog flatulence, and duck erectile dysfunction. Schott's candor gives the reader a behind-the-scenes look at a profession that is much admired but often misunderstood. What is it really like to be a veterinarian? More to the point, what is it really like to be a veterinarian when confused pet parents call at 2:00 a.m.? Or when your patient bolts for the road? Or when you're asked to spay a dog on a resort's kitchen table? Readers will also learn how to make a sheep sit on its bum and, yes, how to examine a wolverine."--
Subjects: Trivia and miscellanea.; Biographies.; Schott, Philipp.; Pets; Pets; Veterinarians; Veterinary medicine; Veterinary medicine;
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